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Wednesday, November 28, 2012
Tuesday, November 27, 2012
Latest Cheers Liquor Mart Tv Commercial
Just wanted to share the latest Tv commercial I did for Cheers Liquor Mart with all of you. It's very festive for the holiday season. I hope you enjoy it and leave plenty of comments! Merry Christmas!
Sunday, November 25, 2012
Alien Abduction Caught On Camera
A few years ago as we were traveling through New Mexico we stopped near the small city of Roswell. Better known for the alleged UFO crash in 1947. And every year the city celebrates that happening with a campy festival celebrating all things alien including a mini marathon called the Alien Chase. It was a very good time and I suggest you should travel there for it if you have the time. http://www.ufofestivalroswell.com/
But amongst this backdrop an event so startling, so chilling occurred that changed me and my thoughts on extraterrestrials forever. This pains me to admit, but I was abducted by an alien. And although the details of that day are cloudy and I am suffering from missed time there is unequivocal proof that extraterrestrials are real and at the bottom of alien abductions around the world. My travel partner at the time was able to snap a few pictures of the horrendous event as I was taken away against my will. But before I show you this world changing photo, I must warn you it is graphic. And it may not be suitable for all. But here we go............
Chilling isn't it? I get terrified every time I see it. I wonder what your thoughts are? Please share this photo and story with friends, loved ones, media and government authorities. The world must know about them. :)
But amongst this backdrop an event so startling, so chilling occurred that changed me and my thoughts on extraterrestrials forever. This pains me to admit, but I was abducted by an alien. And although the details of that day are cloudy and I am suffering from missed time there is unequivocal proof that extraterrestrials are real and at the bottom of alien abductions around the world. My travel partner at the time was able to snap a few pictures of the horrendous event as I was taken away against my will. But before I show you this world changing photo, I must warn you it is graphic. And it may not be suitable for all. But here we go............
Chilling isn't it? I get terrified every time I see it. I wonder what your thoughts are? Please share this photo and story with friends, loved ones, media and government authorities. The world must know about them. :)
Saturday, November 24, 2012
Buckeyes Are Perfect & Tom Brady Cries
I feel solace knowing that right now somewhere
in New England Tom Brady is alone in his ugg boots crying because the
Buckeyes beat Michigan. Then he looks at his 3 rings & flicks his
adonis type hair and forgets about it until next year. But for a few
minutes he did cry. GO BUCKEYES!!
Thursday, November 22, 2012
Because it Still matters.
Because this is my favorite version and this song matters today as it did then.
Monday, November 19, 2012
Love Everybody!
A very good video and message that I felt had to be shared in the blogasphere . Stop believing
what the news is selling. The world isn't completely falling apart. This
video shows that it's not all bad in this world.
If you love this share it. And go to www.loveeverybody.com . Let's take this world back from negativity and despair one good deed at a time.
If you love this share it. And go to www.loveeverybody.com . Let's take this world back from negativity and despair one good deed at a time.
Tuesday, November 13, 2012
Schroeder The Magnificent, City Builder
Don't let the title fool you. I didn't spend this beautiful day helping building a better society or create harmony in the city I live in. No I did something that
was much harder. I built an entire city with it's zoning, services, and
infrastructure from the ground up. All the while keeping my citizens
happy and employed. I am a demigod. Well at least in Sim City 4. That's
right I wasted the entire day building a make believe city in a make
believe world. How pathetic huh? I said to myself I would only play for
thirty minutes. But as the buildings grew, and my tax revenue raised, I
got caught up in the whole thing. Yes my SIMs need more education, I
built them a school, then a college, and finally a University. Wait my
city needs culture, so I build museums then an art museum, and finally
an opera. My SIMs are now afraid of the crime wave sweeping through this
growing city. I need more police stations and now I need a jail so that
goes in. And so on and so on until 100'000's of new SIM's are flocking to
my utopia city. Then an expansion MLB baseball team wants to come to my
city, I build a stadium for them. Suddenly they are cheering my name and
want to build a giant statue of me in my honor. Of course why not? But let's make
it a focal point of the cities gleaming new center. So I create a square
surrounded by parks and landmarks. Then I build skyscrapers like the CNN tower and the Empire State Building. My city is becoming a metropolis. A shining beacon of hope and progress. And I am the leader of this Capital of
Perfection. I am adored by my SIM's. They name children after me. Paint
masterpieces of me. My birthday is a national holiday celebrated by
them. This must be how Hitler felt. Of course minus all the persecution
of the jews and warmongering. I am great. Call me Schroeder the
Magnificent HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA (Evil Laugh)!!! Then suddenly the phone
rings, and I am snapped back to reality and the realization that I just
wasted six hours of my life that I will never get back. I'm not
magnificent, I'm ridiculous
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